Dear Vodafone

Dear Vodafone, 

If this message reaches you, please do read (at least)! 

I have no problem whatsoever when you come up with nice value-added services or the creative ad campaigns to sell them! Even when you call me to sell some of those products! However, your focus should be on improving stability of the basic voice and data connection – at least in the state of Karnataka, where you claim to be the #1 mobile service company! 

With one of your mobile towers visible from my window (<500 mtrs.), there is not a single outgoing or incoming call on my number in last 15 days that is not dropped in the middle. The 3G connection that you sold me sometime back with an up time SLA of 99.9%, does not work at my home or in my office, the two locations where I spend almost 90% of my time! Today, when I called your customer support (thankfully they answered it this time after 7 – 8 attempts), your executive was honest and accepted that the said 3G connection does not work in your own customer support center in Whitefield (which as per the political map of India is very much part of Karnataka, where you hold #1 position). 

I have sent similar messages to you in last 15 days through email, customer support and talking to your corporate sales representatives, which you conveniently ignored! 

In this time of MNP, where your sales executive is ready to travel 50 kilometers to sell a new connection, you need to do better with your existing customers! While others are no better probably, they don’t at least claim to be #1 in the state with a quality as bad as yours! 

Disrespectfully,

An existing customer (probably not for long)

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Hunger Games…

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I’m good…

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A chemist, an engineer and an economist!!!

A chemist, an engineer and an economist are stranded on a deserted island. They carry with them some canned food but have no ordinary means of opening the cans. The chemist suggests gathering some wood and starting a fire and then holding the cans over the heat, counting on the expanding contents to burst open the cans. The engineer thinks it would be better to try smashing the cans open with some of the rocks lying around. The economist begins, “Assume we had a can opener…”

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Insurance Jokes Series (4)

Q : What’s the difference between an insurance company CEO and the mafia don?
 
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Dilbert on Innovation

Dilbert on Innovation

Source: Dilbert Online

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Google: I know …

Google: I know everything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Internet: Without me, you’re nothing.
Electricity: Keep talking fools.

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Insurance Jokes Series (3)

I bought a retirement plan last week. All I got to do is keep paying for next 20 years and my agent can retire happily!!!

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Insurance Jokes Series (2)

An actuary and a farmer were travelling in the same compartment of a train. They passed by a farm with sheep and the actuary said “there were 1459 sheep in the farm”

Looking surprised, the farmer said: “I know the owner of the farm and your estimate is quite right. How did you manage to count so fast?”

Actuary: “I counted the legs and divided them by four”

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Insurance Jokes Series (1)

A lawyer and a software engineer met in a fishing boat in Florida. 

Lawyer said: “My house was destroyed in a fire. My insurance company paid for everything. That’s why I am here.”

Software Engineer: “What a coincidence! My house was destroyed in a flood. My insurance company paid for everything too. That’s why I am here.”

Lawyer: “Dude, how did you manage a flood?” 🙂 🙂 🙂

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If the Mayans h…

If the Mayans have taught us anything, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world!!!

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